"Once Upon a Time...."
"There was a chubby baby who loved to laugh...."
"His mommy thought he looked like his daddy so she dressed him in similar outfits..."
"But he definately got his nail biting habit from his mommy...."
"He had a sister named Kimberly who loved the color pink..."
"She even dressed her baby dolls in pink!"
"She loved to learn new things so her mommy asked Pa if he could teach Kimberly Algebra...."
"Luke wants to learn, too, but would rather cuddle with his Nana..."
"The end!"